Services We Offer
Providing Everything You Need For Your Chaotic Plant Parent Journey
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Dive into our collection of fun, chaos-friendly plant care guides, including the Chaotic Plant Parent Survival Kit. Packed with budget hacks, DIY tips, and neurodivergent-friendly advice, these resources make plant parenting easy and affordable.
We sell plants and their care crap
That’s right its COMING!
Our very own product line AND of course PLANTS and all kind of chaotic plant fun!
Please Bare with us as we continue to edit the website and product listings!
BUT IT'S COMING SOON CHAOTIC PLANT FRIENDS!
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
COMING SOON!!!
Feeling overwhelmed by your plants? Whether you’re staring at a crispy Monstera or trying to figure out why your fern is throwing a tantrum, Redefining Foliage’s Virtual Plant Care Services are here to help. From quick diagnostics (aka “What the fuck is wrong with my plant?”) to in-depth consultations tailored to your chaotic life, we’ll get your plant babies thriving in no time. No judgment, just real solutions for real plant parents. 🌿
1:1 Virtual Plant Care
Acquisition, Curation + Installation
Are you Opening a new space? An Office? Could be a Venue? Or MAYBE you’re a realtor looking to bring live plants into an open house. (Shhh! Did you know The benefits of real plants versus fake ones are CHAOTIC!) it doesn’t matter what it is, if you are looking to add a collection of plants to your space - we’ve got you covered.
We may do things on the more chaotic end of life, but we are exceptional at what we do.
Let’s chat about the vision you have for your space and how we can best bring it to life!
Want to create a thriving jungle that embraces chaos? Let us curate your entire collection to match your vibe.
Don’t want the hassle of plant care? No worries! We also offer care services, from weekly to monthly maintenance, tailored to fit your chaotic plant jungle needs. Let’s make it work for you!
I mean you’ve seen our logo right? That shit belongs on EVERYTHING. Ps I totally drew it. I know crazy right! A chaotic plant mom of many colours! Haha
Since half my personality is my ridiculous wardrobe that is compromised either of lingerie based outfits or - track pants and a crop top, jeans and a crop sweater sitch. I’m pretty standard as far as clothes go - I HATE THEM. With wicked sensory processing issues, clothing and I aren’t friends. Less is more. Nothing is best kind of motto.
Redefining Foliage Merch
COMING IN HOT ... SOON!
Grow your own food program
A masterful skill as old as time, growing your own food is a skill that will serve you, your children and many generations after them.
Offering multiple rounds of TOTALLY FREE STARTER DIY kits in spring served our community beautifully! We can’t wait to do it again this March! It was wonderful to see so many tiny hands in our soil learning to grow their own food!
Seasonal DIY kits available all year round
Can be Customized - who doesn’t love to pick what they get to grow!
available in Regular or Large
