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Everything we Recommend!

Plant Parent Starter Pack

For the plant parent who’s raw dogging plant care with vibes alone.
This list is your no-gatekeeping, chaos-approved crash course in what you actually need to keep your foliage alive without spiraling into a guilt hole. Essentials, hacks, and ride-or-die tools we wish we had when we first brought home that crispy pothos.

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A Chaotic list our family LOVES!

If we actually repurchase it… that says a lot.
No fluff. Just the real MVPs we keep reaching for. Everyday essentials and holy grail tools that earned a permanent spot in the chaos cart. Worth it. Every. Single. Time.

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Plant care sh*t we ACTUALLY use + Love!

Yes, even the kids are in on the foliage fuckery.
Our whole fam gets their hands dirty—from tiny plant tools for the littles to the chaotic messes we all make together. If you’re raising tiny dirt goblins or just want cute sh*t to share the hobby, this one’s for you.

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