Chaotic Plant Collections

Welcome to the Jungle

(Or at Least Your Future Plant Collection)

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Let’s be real—plants are either thriving, barely hanging on, or plotting their dramatic demise. Whether you’re a total newbie who just learned what "root rot" is, a chaotic plant parent keeping a jungle alive through pure luck, or a seasoned collector flexing your rare finds, there’s a plant (or ten) here for you.

I’ve broken these collections down so you can find exactly what you need—whether it’s something that survives your neglect, a drama queen that craves attention, or a sun-worshipping diva. You’ll also get the real names (for the nerds) and the fun, chaotic names (because plants have personalities).

So, dive in, pick your faves, and try not to kill them (but if you do, we’ll talk about reviving them later).