Plant care that works with your brain, your life, and your chaos.
 
The Chaotic Plant Parent Survival Guide is built for the neurodivergent AF, overwhelmed, real-life humans who love their plants, want to own more of them, but refuse to organize their entire life around plant care.
 
Plant care isn’t an exclusive club, and you’re NOT bad at it.
You just need systems that actually work for you.
 
This program teaches you how to keep plants alive without rigid routines, guilt, or perfectionism, even on the garbage days when life gets messy (because let's be honest... it always does!)
 
What your going to learn:
 
How to understand what your plants actually need (no guessing, no trends)
How to build flexible plant care systems that fit your lifestyle
How to keep plants alive even when you can't get out of bed and life feels like it's falling apart.
How to prioritize plant care when you’re overwhelmed or burnt out AF
How to stop feeling like you’re “failing” at plant care
 
This is intentional chaos, so jump on board, strap in and enjoy the planty chaos!
 
The Bottom Line:
You don’t need to change who you are to keep plants alive.
You need plant care that works with your brain, not against it.
This survival kit meets you where you're at. Chaos included.